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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,632ndMost Armed: 7,574thMost Devout: 7,970th
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Absolute communism417

Population4.42 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalGiraffe

The Fiefdom of Absolute communism417 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.42 billion Absolute communism417ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism417ian economy, worth 712 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,296 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism417's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism417 is ranked 22,364th in the world and 1,300th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,723.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,632ndMost Armed: 7,574thMost Devout: 7,970thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,388thMost Patriotic: 8,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,093rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,069thHealthiest Citizens: 13,354thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,428thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,678thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,816thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,345thLowest Crime Rates: 18,362ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,678thMost Efficient Economies: 18,959thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,016thLargest Black Market: 20,017thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,364thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,662ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,047thSmartest Citizens: 25,961stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,596thHighest Food Quality: 28,050th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 354th in the regionMost Devout: 467th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 505th in the regionMost Armed: 556th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 773rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 833rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 874th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 911th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absolute communism417 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Poor Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, Absolute communism417 City is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism417, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.

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